Act 2, Scene 27: “They Grow Up So Fast”

Gorging on boxes of PediaSure? QVC teddy bears showing up on the doorstep? A thousand red bibs with the fire engines print arriving in the mail? What will he choose?

All are for the taking if C activates his Platinum Power Capital One Visa offer which came in the mail for him.

He will have 0% APR on his purchases for one full year. Free online account services. Sixteen card designs to choose from.

A very nice opportunity for a 20 month-old. A complete lifestyle upgrade. Major baby bling.

All within his reach. If he can only learn to read. In one month, when the offer expires.